I'm not going to kiss a frog!

My oh my.My next paper,the LAST paper is on Tuesday and yet I still haven't found neither my thinking cap nor any 'apetite' to study.I feel like the whole knowledge,only if there is any inside of me is going to gush out every time I tried my best to revise.And since my past two papers seemed not 'pass-able' I have no other choice.Have to get my heavy head cranking or else I'll failed this paper also.

But since fail is not an option to me so please my friends or even you are a stranger who happened to be reading my blog,PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pray for me.

oh no!

Kenapa nak sebut barli panas pergi sebut bandung panas?
Kenapa nak sebut marjerin pergi sebut minyak?
Kenape nak order kue tiaw pergi sebut bubur?
Kenape nak sebut kiri pergi sebut kanan?

Seriously I don't know what is wrong with my brain.It happened for a few times already.Last night nasib baik tak marah waiter cause bawak bandung panas.In fact I memang order bandung panas bukan barli panas.Last-last tak minum.Sape la minum bandung panas kan.Euw.

Maybe I'm having some sort of neuron malfunction.Perhaps all my neurotransmitter are on a strike sebab makan tak cukup?Or maybe this is a sign that i'm slowly losing my mind sebab kuat sangat berfikir?Herm.Pffft.

ps:ni semue salah mama tak bagi susu DHA dulu.
pps:nak kene makan lagi bnyak ke nak pujuk neurotransmitters tu?ehe.

oh shit

Somebody please slap my butt!

PEMALAS sangat ni.

MATAHARIKU

My parents are leaving for Mecca to perform their Haj next Tuesday. Syukur Alhamdulillah. Grateful I am. But I have to admit that I'm feeling a bit anxious. This will be the fourth time for ayah and the second time for mama. Biarlah ayah saya bawak motor Honda 50cc tak bawak Jaguar pon yang penting investment akhirat cukup. And why am i afraid? No. Bukan sebab dah tak dapat tidur bawah ketiak mama and dah tak dapat 'hello,ayah nak duit' for a month. Takut dengan segala dugaan dan cabaran yang bakal dihadapi both of them. Dengan segala ragam manusia dari seluruh pelusuk dunia. Semoga mereka sabar menghadapi segala ujian dari Nya.

My dad is already 70 and that is an extra point why am I afraid. He once said 'If ayoh xdop di Mekoh ayoh redha'. And i jokingly said 'Ish kalu nak xdop pon tunggu la tengok cucu dari bie. Haha'. But deep inside I'm bawling despite my lame joke and my happy face which I tried to put on. Me and ayah,the family resemblances are there. Mama always said that I'm the mini version of ayah. Even all the mak ciks and relatives said 'Serupo dengan ayah die'. Let it be due to our fairness,laziness,our obsession to think bout others sampai sakit kepala,our romantic-ness, I am very much flattered and so very thankful to be his daughter. We didn't get along very well when i was 13-15 years old. Estrogen kicked in,konon dah besar,matang lagi dewasa. And yes I'm regretting every single minutes of it. If only I could turn back time and undo it. Tapi bak kata Miasara dalam Papadom 'MUNGKIN hanya lahir dari hati orang yang tak bersyukur dengan apa yang ada di depan mata'. So I'm living the moment,no turning back to my foolish days and trying to make up for all the things I've done or said.

A few days before Raya,I cried watching iklan Raya. Call me gay I don't care. Mungkin abu raihan menangis tengok iklan Pieere Andre sebab die tak confirm dapat balik Raya tak but I cried watching the Petronas ad. At least I think it's from Petronas. Ala yang 'nanti kakak besar,kakak dengan adik makan sini. Ayah makan kat sana.' Sape rajin cari lah. Sape malas tunggu Raya next year tengok ok. The gist is so obvious. How can't we look after the guy who have been looking after us all our life. How am I afraid that I would turn to be that Malin Kundang.Ya Allah please give me the guidance so that I won't go astray.

Guys,please pray that my parents will have a safe journey and dikurniakan haji mabrur.Amin.




ps:ayah,i love you*teary eyes*
pps:im feeling completely drained both mentally and physically.
ppps:go go tengok papadom.

there was a little voice in my head.

orang kate

kalau mimpi kene patuk ular

nanti ade orang besar nak meminang

tapi kalu mimpi kene gigit jerung

ape orang kate?








ps:mungkin jodoh sudah tersangapsangat dekat?*slapbutt*
pps:mungkin jodoh dah di-ngap jerung?

dalam dingin subuh...

I've made 1786 desperate attempt to update this blog and none managed to overcome the excessive 'backspac-ing'.Darn! Am I getting duller day by day as much as I'm getting fatter?Blergh.Hope not.Well ramadhan is over.And so does syawal tho syawal is a month long.But the much awaited 1st sywal is poof-ed already!There goes the year long excitement.All the hustle of thinking which baju to wear,kaler ape sume dah takde.Yang ade are all the damn fattening foods that will stay at my waist.As I grow older,I've realised that how raya is nothing different than any other days sebab duit raya dah kurang.When i was younger,Raya is the time of the year when Azirah Hashim will be extremely rajin helping out dengan harapan nak duit raya lebih.Hahaha.Tapi sekarang tak lagi.No.Bukan sekarang tak rajin.Sekarang AZIRAH IS STILL RAJIN without needing the 'motivation'.

On pagi raya,I tengok la siaran langsung Sembahyang Raya dekat RTM tu since since my period cycle mereng xleh tunggu 1 more day.Tapi i sakit hati lagi annoyed tengok tu.WHY?Coz all the jemaah had to wait for YDPA and PM dulu before they can perform their solat aidilfitri.And the two fellas came with all the 'big guy' escorts dengan red carpet lagi nasib baik takde pulut kuning,bungga manggar and kompang.I admit that I'm a bit shallow in Islam tapi kita kan serupa di sisi-Nya.The only difference is iman and taqwa right?So i memang tak berkenan with this practice.Biarlah the leaders and the rakyats get the same treatment in masjids.Tak payah la nak tunggu ape sume.Macam ajal maut jodoh pertemuan.Ade die tunggu anybody?Takde kan.Kate 1Malaysia kan?.Isk stop.Nanti masuk bab politic pulak.

Rase tak bile besar,lagi kecik rase raya tu?As in dah tak ter'excited' sangat.Poyo la kan tak excited padahal baju raya 4 pasang pon still nak tambah.Dush!My point is,when we were kids semue excited terlompat-lompat bile tengok pengisytiharan raya then bila malam memang tidur tak lena takut miss raya.Tapi bile dah besar,apart from the 'raya shopping' there's not much kan.Dah tak rase excited macam dulu.Excited sebab dah managed to puasa,excited sebab dapat jumpa all the relatives yang duduk nun jauh and that's it.What's left is the fattening Raya foods which will cling ages to my waist.Lepas tu dah tak de ape untuk di excitedkan.Raya sekarang macam kosong.Am i taking my raya for granted?Perhaps.

And oh di hari yang mulia ini saya ingin menyusun jari memohon kemaafan di atas salah silap,terguris hati,ter-over perbuatan.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA.MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN.duit raya?

ps:semue orang datang puji saya dah kurus.mungkinkah ini akan kekal selepas raya?

pps:please don't ISAsized me.

ppps:jemput lah datang rumah.

aku rindu padamu..

Ramadhan is almost over.A few weeks ago i was so eager waiting for Ramadhan to come ni dah nak raya dah.Ok i have to admit it,I'm more eager to meet Syawal.Hahaha.Silly me.But alhamdulillah terawih tahun ni lagi banyak dari last year sebagaimana baju raya tahun ni lagi banyak dari last year.Hahaha.Sebab ade 4 baju raya so kene lah ibadah lebih sikit kan.Baru worth it.Ramadhan brings pool of memories to me.Kadang-kadang rasa macam semalam masih budak.Tengok-tengok hari ni dah boleh jadi mak budak.How time flies.There are many memorable moments from my childhood ramadhan.And i miss them deeply.Kan best ade doraemon.Boleh masuk laci naik mesin masa pergi time kecik-kecik dulu.Tapi nak buat camne,doraemon tak wujud and if doraemon ade pon i sure tak muat masuk laci tu.Tsk tsk.



MY RAMADHAN MOMENTS:

i)Bila dah tak tahan sangat lapar,letih,penat sume pergilah masuk bathroom.Berendam.Tak tak payah imagine berendam dalam bath tub.Takde maknanya.Bukak shower paling laju then baring la atas lantai.Lepastu berangan la tengah ade orang massage tak pun tengah swimming.Lepastu konon practice bubbling dengan air.Ade rezeki masuk la air sikit.Rofl.Tapi sekarang dah tak buat dah coz makruh mandi lama-lama.Betol.


ii)'Mama,bie sakit perut lah.Tak leh bangun ni.Tak pergi terawih eh'.Dialog biasa kalau dekat disney channel ade cite best.Time-time puasa ni la ada concert N'sync pujaan hati tapi sekarang malu nak ngaku pernah minat,Nickelodeon Award whatsnot.Before mama pergi muka selembek macam kutu,after tak dengar enjin terus jerit-jerit macam gila tengok Lance Bass.Tapi dasar Lance tak guna dah jadi gay.Buat penat je jerit dulu.Sape tak taw Lance Bass die lame time kecik dulu ok.

iii)Pastu kalau pergi terawih pon mama mesti kene semayang belakang sikit.Sebab anak mama perut lembu makan banyak tapi time terawih tersenguk-sengguk kalah pak bilal.Konon save la sikit kan mama semayang belakang sikit.Jatuh boleh support.Pfft


iv)Masjid mustaqim and masjid kemumin.Ni masjid yang berjaya 'dibasahkan' time terawih dulu.Ok tak nak go into detail dah.Sensitif.Nanti dah tak ade orang nak masuk meminang dah.


v)Dulu time 6 tahun terawih saf paling belakang.Then ade budak laki kacau.Comel gila.Anak arab ok.Lepastu gelak la gedik-gedik.Sekali mama taw terus dah tak pergi masjid tu.Hampa.Cinta kami dipisahkan.First love tu weh.Pfft.


vi)Pernah tercekik onde-onde aka buah melaka sebab nak challenge abang hebat boleh telan bende tu sekaligus.Terus biru muka.Nasib baik selamat.Kalau tak sure haru 'seorang kanak-kanak mati tercekik buah melaka wtf' keluar front page.


vii)Simen depan rumah pernah terbakar kena mercun gasing.Sume cuak sebab takot kene marah.Masuk rumah tak cakap kat mama.Tapi kalau dah simen tu berkeripot keriyot sure la kantoi kan.


Ok dah la tu.Audit ade banyak kene buat.Finance pon tak siap lagi.Nak maen game lagi.Hish.So little time,so much to do.Ayat tipikal orang malas la tu.

Bye people!Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin.



ps:my birthday is getting close!!!nak bagi macbook pon i terima.hahahaha
pps:sape ade resipi biskut raya best?