sorry TERemo!

hey stalkers~ *ok perasan*

updates seemed soooo tinggi melangit out of reach coz my finals is selangkah(read:2weeks) away and im so busy 'absorbing' all the notes ok tipu!part absorb notes tu tipu!im getting lazier day by day.Im in desperate need of some catalyst or enzymes whatever u called it to get me to be my old rajin self.sekali lagi tipu!takde la rajin sangat.and my friend*a guy* said something like 'wey sape nk kawen ngn ko klo ko malas'.but guess what??tibe-tibe beliau mengonfess bahawa his owh-i-cant-let-u-go-u-are-so-perfect ex gf is lazier than me.so do the maths la.nampak sangat la ko nk kawen ngn aku kan pek?saje jual mahal.hahahahhaha. (note to him:ala baru bape bulan weh xley let go.chill lah.papehal aku jd consultant.)

and i went out with him for dinner just now.not the above him.another him.ok gatal!and I SWEAR NOT TO GO OUT WITH A GUY TO SOMEWHERE SHOWING A FOOTBALL MATCH!Gile neglected woh. Dah la mmg krg kasih syg.He preferred that gabak-oversized-screen over me?Ni i tgh hot lagi ni.What if dah anak 5 bontot besar lori?Sure anda will letak dat screen in front of me kan?Punyelah kate tak minat MU,kipas susah mati Chelsea tapi tengok cam die maen.Nasib baik it wasn't a Chelsea match.Kalau tak memang ade possiblities cik bie balik jalan kaki kan cik farhan? *bukan name sebenar*.But i had fun whenever im with u.Awwww~.Ok sile menggedik di tempat laen.

and i tink my mood swings are crazier than ever.i have the most ribut PMS ever known to mankind.and im late already.i mean it shud have been sumwhere around the 6th tp ni dah macam 10 days later yet still no signs of it coming.Tapi the big problem is,my PMS has a fixed date.I mean since my normal cycle is on the 6th,so my PMS usually started on the 1st.And since die sangat strict macam pakcik bus macan skolah rendah dulu it'll starts on the 1st no matter what.Im not making any sense am i?Whatever.Why am i explaining this eh?Watever sekali lagi.Bottomline,im crankier hormonal day by day thanks to my PMS.Tak pe,hormonal tu sexy kan?EHJVBJGKF!

and as im typing and backspacing on this post,my dear kakak comel texted me telling that it's over between her and him.this him is not the same as the other two hims above ok.i feel like cursing.FUCK!She loves him so freaking damn crazy pig much!How could he do this to her?Die lawa,baik,pandai.Ape lagi ko nak weh?Kau bagi hopes,janji macam-macam,tibe-tibe kau bagi excuse cakap she's the reason why kau tak ley concentrate ape sume.Die paham kan?Die back off kan?Die support kau no matter what.And malam ni kau buat lawak mintak die jadi consultant for u to get the other girl.Aku tak taw nak panggil kau ape weh.What goes around comes around weh.Sile jangan mensialkan kawan saya.Nasib baek i didnt have the chance to know him.(note to her:wey ingat what happened in vegas x?ingat tak the time dat gurl punched dat jerk who dumped her bestfriend's balls?siyesly i want to do that to him.bagi la izin weh!tak pe weh.apek still nak kau.aku taw.kan apek?walaupun sebenar dalam hati kau nak kawen ngn aku,kau tetap sayang sol kan?hahahaha)



ps:pardon me cursing and fucking.this is not normal me.
pps:sile doakan cycle saye back to normal.sekian.
ppps:happy teacher's day!tak.cikgu saye tak ajar mencarut.

tagged by abu

saya tak suge tag ni.tapi sebab abu peminat setia kipas susah mati saye,saye korbankan.weh abu terharulah!hahahaha.

1)What are u doing right now?
= online window shopping.

2) Where is your cell phone?
= tepi nih.

3) How many blogger account do you have?
= only 1 blogger.hv 1 wordpress too.

4) What's your current relationship status?
= widower

5) Are you happy today?
= u bet i am!nothing beats 'berjemur di tengah padang'.lol

6) Who will cut and paste this first?
= abu la kot.

7) Someone with the same birthday as you?
= afnan kaberi.bf time kecik dulu.ehe

8) Are you mean?
= sure am.sometimes.

9) Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
= karaoke jamban dikirekah?

10) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
= ramai.eh muke u macam fazura.eh u macam catriona ross.eh u macam cristina ricci.

11) Current song you're listening to?
= all that i've got-the used

12) Is your birthday on a holiday?
= nope

13) Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
= never

LAST:
14) Person who texted you..
= kak ain bulat

15) Talk on the phone..
= paan sembelih

16) Hugged..
= yaza

17) Person you text messaged
= kak ain

18) Person you take pictures with
= ayah

19) You kissed
= sol

TONIGHT:
20) Where are you going?
= katil

21) With?
= abu raihan.hahahaha.x2.

22) What are you going to do there?
= tido la wey

TOMORROW:
23) What are your plans?
= the curve.paan sile get my hint.

24) Dislikes about tomorrow?
= i'll keep on sneezing like hell

25) Did last night?
= study law.eceh

CURRENTLY:
26) Thinking about someone?
= no

27) Missing someone?
= not someone.something.swedish meatball.

28) Current mood?
= craving swedish meatball

29) Longing for?
= bebola daging sweden

30) Are you listening to music?
= duh.

31) Had anyone sing or play music for you personally?
= yes.like always.haha.

32) Forgive anyone who did you wrong the previous day?
= depends.but mostly not on the next dat.maybe neeeeexxxtt day

33) What do people call you?
= bie*bu aku sero mmg jodoh kite dh.name dekat.rofl*

34) Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
= ade la jugak

35) Name one cute celebrity..
= azirah hashim.ok vain

36) Who do you like to spend your days with?
= tengok mood

37) Favorite ice-cream?
= pralines n cream.jom br weh.

38) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
= yes

39) What's the weirdest thing you've heated up in the microwave?
= roti canai?taw.tak pelik pon.

40) Do you fall for people easily?
= yup.*gile yakin jawab*

41) Anything more you want to say?
= letih weh

42) Choose 5 person to answer this survey :
sy blogger tamak tidak suke mengetag orang.tapi memandangkan abu sangat tandus tag.tag die balik.weh abu aku tag mu nie!

girl power!!rawr~

hey sayangs~
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I've just joined the PROUD TO BE A WOMAN group in facebook.So since i have nothing to do im effing proud to be a woman,this is my attempt to list all the reasons why being a woman is so freaking euphoric and orgasmic.ehe.








1.boleh badmood dan sulky bile-bile mase.bile dah ok dengan muke innocent 'sorry lah.I PMS.'

2.boleh rase cane rase ditendang dari dalam.eleh laki setakat kena tendang dari luar dah kecoh. (oh the baby is kicking*pegang perot*)

3.tak payah tunggu duit cukup nak kahwin.

4.boleh cium pipi perempuan lain tanpa dicop bernafsu sonsang macam yang tomok and awal kene.

5.boleh makan banyak and cakap 'I makan banyak sebab period.Penat nak produce hemoglobin baru.Selalu makan sikit je'.Pffft

6.ade cuti khas tiap-tiap bulan.

7.cuti bersalin dua bulan dibayar gaji.

8.ade saying 'behind a man's success there's a woman'.nampak sangat lah guys are nothing without us kan.btw quote 'behind a woman's success there's a man' sangatlah bapok bunyinye.

9.boleh pakai baju kelawar*ni tiru from ili.ehe*

10.kalau kereta penuh dengan laki rosak tepi jalan,amek mase dalam 30 jam baru ade orang tolong.kalau perempuan je tak payah tunggu lame-lame.

11.boleh ponteng class and gune alasan 'Sorry mam,i period pain semalam'.

12.Boleh mintak MC senang-senang sebab period pain doc xley check.*gosh gile banyak advantanges bende ni*

13.mostly hantu perempuan.nampak sangat us women are more powerful than u guys.

14.ade ladies' nite.save duit.guys' nite tak wujud.

15.tak payah salam dengan tok kadi.hanya perlu bersimpuh ayu dan menangis bile dah sah jadi bini orang.wargh!

16.wonderwoman tak pakai spender kat luar macam superman.

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sile penuhkan kerana saya perlu ke kelas.wahahahaha.tak ni bukan cover line sebab takde idea.betol.


ps:been id check-ed when watching 'coming soon'.oh bangge!nampak sangat mak awet mude nyah~