there was a little voice in my head.

orang kate

kalau mimpi kene patuk ular

nanti ade orang besar nak meminang

tapi kalu mimpi kene gigit jerung

ape orang kate?








ps:mungkin jodoh sudah tersangapsangat dekat?*slapbutt*
pps:mungkin jodoh dah di-ngap jerung?

dalam dingin subuh...

I've made 1786 desperate attempt to update this blog and none managed to overcome the excessive 'backspac-ing'.Darn! Am I getting duller day by day as much as I'm getting fatter?Blergh.Hope not.Well ramadhan is over.And so does syawal tho syawal is a month long.But the much awaited 1st sywal is poof-ed already!There goes the year long excitement.All the hustle of thinking which baju to wear,kaler ape sume dah takde.Yang ade are all the damn fattening foods that will stay at my waist.As I grow older,I've realised that how raya is nothing different than any other days sebab duit raya dah kurang.When i was younger,Raya is the time of the year when Azirah Hashim will be extremely rajin helping out dengan harapan nak duit raya lebih.Hahaha.Tapi sekarang tak lagi.No.Bukan sekarang tak rajin.Sekarang AZIRAH IS STILL RAJIN without needing the 'motivation'.

On pagi raya,I tengok la siaran langsung Sembahyang Raya dekat RTM tu since since my period cycle mereng xleh tunggu 1 more day.Tapi i sakit hati lagi annoyed tengok tu.WHY?Coz all the jemaah had to wait for YDPA and PM dulu before they can perform their solat aidilfitri.And the two fellas came with all the 'big guy' escorts dengan red carpet lagi nasib baik takde pulut kuning,bungga manggar and kompang.I admit that I'm a bit shallow in Islam tapi kita kan serupa di sisi-Nya.The only difference is iman and taqwa right?So i memang tak berkenan with this practice.Biarlah the leaders and the rakyats get the same treatment in masjids.Tak payah la nak tunggu ape sume.Macam ajal maut jodoh pertemuan.Ade die tunggu anybody?Takde kan.Kate 1Malaysia kan?.Isk stop.Nanti masuk bab politic pulak.

Rase tak bile besar,lagi kecik rase raya tu?As in dah tak ter'excited' sangat.Poyo la kan tak excited padahal baju raya 4 pasang pon still nak tambah.Dush!My point is,when we were kids semue excited terlompat-lompat bile tengok pengisytiharan raya then bila malam memang tidur tak lena takut miss raya.Tapi bile dah besar,apart from the 'raya shopping' there's not much kan.Dah tak rase excited macam dulu.Excited sebab dah managed to puasa,excited sebab dapat jumpa all the relatives yang duduk nun jauh and that's it.What's left is the fattening Raya foods which will cling ages to my waist.Lepas tu dah tak de ape untuk di excitedkan.Raya sekarang macam kosong.Am i taking my raya for granted?Perhaps.

And oh di hari yang mulia ini saya ingin menyusun jari memohon kemaafan di atas salah silap,terguris hati,ter-over perbuatan.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA.MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN.duit raya?

ps:semue orang datang puji saya dah kurus.mungkinkah ini akan kekal selepas raya?

pps:please don't ISAsized me.

ppps:jemput lah datang rumah.

aku rindu padamu..

Ramadhan is almost over.A few weeks ago i was so eager waiting for Ramadhan to come ni dah nak raya dah.Ok i have to admit it,I'm more eager to meet Syawal.Hahaha.Silly me.But alhamdulillah terawih tahun ni lagi banyak dari last year sebagaimana baju raya tahun ni lagi banyak dari last year.Hahaha.Sebab ade 4 baju raya so kene lah ibadah lebih sikit kan.Baru worth it.Ramadhan brings pool of memories to me.Kadang-kadang rasa macam semalam masih budak.Tengok-tengok hari ni dah boleh jadi mak budak.How time flies.There are many memorable moments from my childhood ramadhan.And i miss them deeply.Kan best ade doraemon.Boleh masuk laci naik mesin masa pergi time kecik-kecik dulu.Tapi nak buat camne,doraemon tak wujud and if doraemon ade pon i sure tak muat masuk laci tu.Tsk tsk.



MY RAMADHAN MOMENTS:

i)Bila dah tak tahan sangat lapar,letih,penat sume pergilah masuk bathroom.Berendam.Tak tak payah imagine berendam dalam bath tub.Takde maknanya.Bukak shower paling laju then baring la atas lantai.Lepastu berangan la tengah ade orang massage tak pun tengah swimming.Lepastu konon practice bubbling dengan air.Ade rezeki masuk la air sikit.Rofl.Tapi sekarang dah tak buat dah coz makruh mandi lama-lama.Betol.


ii)'Mama,bie sakit perut lah.Tak leh bangun ni.Tak pergi terawih eh'.Dialog biasa kalau dekat disney channel ade cite best.Time-time puasa ni la ada concert N'sync pujaan hati tapi sekarang malu nak ngaku pernah minat,Nickelodeon Award whatsnot.Before mama pergi muka selembek macam kutu,after tak dengar enjin terus jerit-jerit macam gila tengok Lance Bass.Tapi dasar Lance tak guna dah jadi gay.Buat penat je jerit dulu.Sape tak taw Lance Bass die lame time kecik dulu ok.

iii)Pastu kalau pergi terawih pon mama mesti kene semayang belakang sikit.Sebab anak mama perut lembu makan banyak tapi time terawih tersenguk-sengguk kalah pak bilal.Konon save la sikit kan mama semayang belakang sikit.Jatuh boleh support.Pfft


iv)Masjid mustaqim and masjid kemumin.Ni masjid yang berjaya 'dibasahkan' time terawih dulu.Ok tak nak go into detail dah.Sensitif.Nanti dah tak ade orang nak masuk meminang dah.


v)Dulu time 6 tahun terawih saf paling belakang.Then ade budak laki kacau.Comel gila.Anak arab ok.Lepastu gelak la gedik-gedik.Sekali mama taw terus dah tak pergi masjid tu.Hampa.Cinta kami dipisahkan.First love tu weh.Pfft.


vi)Pernah tercekik onde-onde aka buah melaka sebab nak challenge abang hebat boleh telan bende tu sekaligus.Terus biru muka.Nasib baik selamat.Kalau tak sure haru 'seorang kanak-kanak mati tercekik buah melaka wtf' keluar front page.


vii)Simen depan rumah pernah terbakar kena mercun gasing.Sume cuak sebab takot kene marah.Masuk rumah tak cakap kat mama.Tapi kalau dah simen tu berkeripot keriyot sure la kantoi kan.


Ok dah la tu.Audit ade banyak kene buat.Finance pon tak siap lagi.Nak maen game lagi.Hish.So little time,so much to do.Ayat tipikal orang malas la tu.

Bye people!Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin.



ps:my birthday is getting close!!!nak bagi macbook pon i terima.hahahaha
pps:sape ade resipi biskut raya best?

BITTER SWEET

Dulu...
Saya pernah kata 'If you are happy,i'm happy for you'.
Tapi saya tak maksudkannya pon.
Sebab saya nak tengok awak jatuh.
Sebab life awak macam perfect.
And awak selalu eksyen dengan saya.

Sekarang,
Bila saya kata 'Are u kidding me?I'm happy for you!'.
Tu memang dari hati saya.
Sebab awak deserved all that.
Dan saya tahu saya pon deserved the happiness.
Saya, awak, kita ade are taking different route to happiness.


For everything we've shared, silly jokes, deep conversations, i-wet-my-pants-laughter,
I'm THANKFUL.






ps:oh i cant wait for december to come.cepatlah!