ah tak kira,nak merajuk jugak.

Sedih part 1:I planned to terminate my CELCOM BROADBAND due to its snail-like performance. So I made a brave move not to pay my bill. How long did I manage without my Internet? Two days people. Pffft. Last-last nangis mintak orang bawak pergi bayar bill. Harapan lah nak jadi Robinson Crusoe.So yes I'm back.Thankfully the connection is a bit better. I repeat A BIT.Bukan kan a lot.Maybe sebab I bayar extra.My due payment was rm60-ish but I paid rm100. Hah baru nak laju sikit.Kalau aku bayar cukup-cukup tak laju lah? Gila pilih kasih kau CELCOM. Taw lah aku miskin tak de duit harap duit scholar.Kau siat hati aku CELCOM.Oh drama.





Sedih part 2:I've been eyeing one brown wedges from clarks since Raya. Kumpul-kumpul duit baru sekarang cukup duit nak beli.Kalau mintak duit dengan mama nak beli Clarks sure the answer is 'ala Mama pakai kasut BATA je'. Ha terus rasa bersalah tak jadi beli.So baik tak mintak terus kumpul duit sendiri.Turned out that the salesman is Farhan's friend and he gave us his staff discount.30% beb.Almost rm100 could be saved.Dah boleh beli kasut Bata for Mama dah.But,



But





But


The smallest size that they have is 4!


BUT I'M A SIZE 3!!!!!


So the guy called his friends at clarks the curve and plaza masalam.And BOTH of the stores do not have size 3!Sedih wei.Hampa.Macam budak dapat belon lepas tu terlepas. Camtu ah rase die.
Tapi ni lagi sedih la sebab budak tu menabung sikit-sikit nak beli belon tu.It is not a big deal that I can't find my size.But,30% discount?Ok dah merajuk tak nak beli kasut setahun.



Ni mesti Santa tak baca surat ni.













ps:nak aiskrim milo!

pps:farhan,could u ask your friend to ask his friend at clarks sunway pyramid?Please.i gave u a hint just now.

ppps:night night everyone!muaaahs.

hey you i hate you!

hello.

i NEED to update more often.it's not that i dont want to but the internet connection thwarted my intentions.i couldn't get connected or on any rare odds that I could, it's so freaking slow. I had to keep hitting the refresh icon. Few times. And to my despair 'the page cannot be displayed' or 'the connection was reset' appeared on the screen. Thanks mak hampa.


Bayar mahal-mahal tapi macam hape je.Ni internet Malaysia ke Botswana?Thanks celcom broadband. THANKS.













ps:ni i online before subuh.kalau tak memang tak dapat.

some rice please!

Have you ever felt so stuffed macam pizza stuffed crust after dinner walaupun tak makan pizza? Well I'm sure you had. Kan kan kan? Tak payah gedik tak nak ngaku. Ngaku cepat. By that time you have to loosen up your belt to give some room for the new 'addition' to your life. Alah tak kan tak pernah? And you will blame the foods for being so good that I you cannot resist. Padahal memang salah sendiri makan tak ingat budget perut ade empat macam lembu. Pffft.


My brother in law and my sister once said that they don't mind bringing me to a buffet dinner or lunch or breakfast. Money well spent. A mountain-ish pile of foods from the spread on the plate,next thing you know BURP!!. End of story. I still remember one time when I went to a steamboat buffet I was so stuffed and bloated to the neck I nearly puked. Luckily my body still had some dignity to hold 'it' all inside. Macho bai. The ride home was painful. I had to recline the seat to give the foods a downhill ride to the pit of my stomach. Boleh imagine tak? Tak kira. Nak explain jugak. Kalau I duduk straight makanan tu macam segan lah nak turun sebab sempit kan. Claustrophobic mungkin. Tapi bile dah recline seat tu die jadi macam turun slide. So makanan tu happy je nak turun. And I even had to unbutton my jeans to persuade them. What a night!


But it was back when I was A LITTLE BIT slimmer and lighter on the scale. Oh how I miss the good old days. Now I have to watch what I eat because my weight is so pumped up to show bigger numbers. They are so obsessed with the bigger the better trend now. Maybe my body had gone loco after all the excessive 'care and fondles'. Kiasu sungguh. Mungkin jugak due to the overloading of sushis every once in a while.


But now I have a new problem. I'm so windy and gaseous that sometimes I felt so full even after a small sized meal. So I've came out with my own solution. Pop an Actal,put some Minyak Mestika on my tummy,give my tummy a warm cuddle with the bengkung and lie down. Soon enough I will be burping like a cow but I haven't heard any of the cows burped. And oh expect some farts too. Teehee.I'm blushing already. There goes my biggest secret. Ni dah kira potong markah dalam aspek pembinian. Tapi mungkin akan naik markah dalam aspek mak mertua-an sebab independent dan arif menggunakan kaedah tradisional dalam kata lain tak menghabiskan duit anak die demam sikit kena pergi Gleneagles wtf. To all the doctors to-be please give your opinion on what should I do to get over this problem.


Now let me feed with you some facts. Did you know that every six seconds a child dies because of hunger. How many children died in a year? You do the math. Mak tak kuasa. Ha ni tgh type ni pun dah ade budak meninggal kat Ethiopia tu. Sedih kan. Tak sedih kau bukan human.


Budak ni kalau ikut perkiraan mesti dah arwah. Pity him. He looks like he never had a proper meal. Tak rasa bersalah ke makan banyak-banyak tapi orang lain tak cukup makan? What about this boy? You can almost see the in-five-minute-dinner-will-be-ready-smile on the vulture's face. This picture won a Pulitzer award but I read somewhere that the photographer took his own life because of guilt after winning the award. Cue:nangis sekarang!


And it makes me think it's ok to punch this kids though technically they are not at fault. Adam and Sarah jangan jadi macam ni ok. Alolo cute kau pegang remote.



Ni lagi lah extra irritating. Large set tu bro. Ni pun mungkin dah mati. Heart failure or hypertension perhaps. Dead body in a expensive casket with a velvet lining. Beautiful words on the eulogy 'James was a child with a gold heart. He lighten up the life of many people'. Yes gold heart it is. Golden from all the greases and the fats. And I'm sure all the hotdog vendors and Mc Donalds which he had lighten up their lives will be mourning.

So what can you do? Click here.Answer the questions and 10 grains of rice for each correct answer will be donated to the needy. Yeah I know 10 grains of rice are nothing. Lekat celah gigi orang kata. But if you and you and you answer at least 10 correct answer per day,believe me every grains of that rice will helps someone to keep living. It's a win-win situation. They get their rice and you gain knowledge. Hooray! The world is not so cruel after all=)



Please please please. I'm begging you guys. Help them. We have nothing to lose. What if it happens to your family?

DAH PERGI MAIN SEKARANG. CLICK HERE NOW!!!

ps:makan lempeng berkeping-keping,lepas makan sila pumping.
pps:i malas nak pergi class lah sekarang. sokongan moral sikit boleh?

'supermodelme' failed attempt

meletop tak mak pose ni nyah?clipart.com

I wore my new wedges today.Clap clap.Ok gila bimbo nak bangga pakai wedges baru.But that's not what I'm trying to say.My feet hurt.Pity them.Have to support my whale-ish body the WHOLE day.I'm more to flip flops and flats and the wedges must gave quite a shock to my kaki halus mulus.Blergh.I normally wear wedges or high heels for special occasions like make gulai or graduation or dinners which I don't have to walk so much.Pergi makan makan makan balik end of story.But this morning I was in my melawa mood but all my effort goes swwoosh down the drain as I ended up queuing for almost two hours with my somekind of wobbly feet and people pushing me from all sides.Mak taw lah mak glemer nyah.Jangan lah tolak.Ok alasan konon hot.Padahal sebab pendek orang main tolak je.Pfft.Mental note:jangan pakai heels or wedges bile register.Tapi semangat kental nak jugak pergi pyramid.Gila tak sedar diri.Spent a few good hours walking there.But have to maintain the supermodel struts or I would look like hantu Mona Fendy tengah tarik besi bunyi streeet streeet.And for my case it's tarik wedges.Phew.So much hardwork in a day.



So now I'm on my bed.Cursing the inventor of high heels,wedges whatnots.Dreaming for a hot hunk to massage my feet.Which is unlikely to happen.But the Imelda Marcos in me will still keep me buying high heels and wedges which in the end will 'bites' me.Ouch.Damn you !@$%&^*!!!

AND WHY DO YOU STILL THINK HIGH HEELS ARE ATTRACTIVE??

ps:back to school people!!!

mati itu pasti

It feels weird when my FB's sidebar thingy showed 'Mohd Hanafi Mohamed says hello'.No,it's kind of spooky.

If could turn back time, I want to say to you how much aku treasure our friendship. Tapi aku tak leh Pi. And somehow deep down ade jugak aku regret tak reply msg or rase serabut bila mu call. But now sometimes I cried alone coz I missed you. Aku simpan msgs mu. Biarlah common msg 'cute' which I think I'm not the only one hok dapat pon. At least it reminds me of you and it is something that I can hold on to. Aku rindu gak boleh aku tenung msg tu.



Banyak benda kita plan tapi tak buat kan Pi. Nak jadi jiran, nak makan sushi, nak beli oblong. Tapi takpelah. HE loves you more. Untung mu Pi gi dulu. Kurang sikit dosa. Aku ni duk sini duk tambah dosa jah. Aku pindah dah loni to section 7. Just the way we planned. Neighbour aku tak best Pi. Ngepek sokmo. Kalau mu neighbour aku kan best. Boleh main ketuk tin. Boleh main masak-masak. Aku ingat time aku lapar je aku cari mu mintak tolong beli makanan. Tapi each and everytime mesti mu duk lain. Tapi mu tak biar aku gitu je kan. Mesti after that call aku tanya makan dah ke tak. Now aku tak de kawan macam mu Pi. Kalau aku msg Deli kate aku lapar pon 4 hari after that baru die reply.




Tapi Pi after mu gi baru aku macam appreciate orang sikit. Sikit je lah. Tak banyak. Tapi it helps me a lot. Mu taw kan aku ego. But right now aku try ngaju kejap je. Aku takut aku duk ngaju tak reply msg tak angkat call orang aku ngaju tu tinggal aku forever gano? Thanks Pi. Mu buat aku sedar tu. Aku nak oyak gapo pon aku beringat. Tapi sokmo jugak terlepas. Tapi aku nasib baik lagi .Sempat jugak mintak maaf. I don't want to die after saying bad things about someone and I don't want the person whom aku 'ngato' die with my words on their minds. Loni gapo-gapo aku kasar aku mintak maaf selalu Pi. Kalau tak aku tak sedar.



I hope you are doing fine down there Napi. Aku taw ramai orang doa ko mu. I tried to visit you but neither Deli nor Pa knows where you are. Nanti next time aku gi deh kalau panjang umur. InsyaAllah. I miss you Napi. Rindu.....

MOHD HANAFI MOHAMED 1989-2009

AL-FATIHAH

ps:please do come into my dreams.I don't mind.
pps:abu raihan,are you mad at me?

MEMANG takkan melayu hilang di dunia

1)Bukak Google Image.

2)Search 'Melayu'.

3)Tengok search result.



Di mana Jalur Gemilang?Di mana Dataran Merdeka?Di mana Tun Mahathir.Saya memang berbangga tak terhingga menjadi Melayu.Anda bagaimana?

















ps:nasib baik saya Scottish.*coughs*
pps:Happy New Year everyone.