hey baby!

She's cute. She's adorable. I want her!! Oh i hope my daughter will be just like her.



Hello baby,can u hear me?Nanti baby jadi macam ni taw.Mommy nak tidur baby nyanyi and daddy gosok belakang.*sambil gosok perut*















ps:she's two years old.
pps:happy new year everyone!

me+train=endless woes

macam ni baru thrill!

Imagine that you are almost 5 ft short tall.The person behind u is pushing u inwards but the person in front of u is shouting 'weh takde otak ke?jangan tolak lah'. That's when you will feel like you are a salmon in its journey upstream. Menentang arus orang Melayu kata. Kalau go ahead kena makan kat beruang,kalau stop nanti tak boleh mengawan. Nak pilih yang mane? The latter of course. Haha. Mengawan lagi penting but only if I were a salmon lah kan. Atau mungkin bagai pepatah Melayu diluah mati emak,ditelan mati bapak. Mungkin. Kesabaran yang nipis diuji bertubi-tubi. Oh don't forget that you are not even 5ft tall. Stuck in between strangers, memang lemas sambil mulut berdoa untuk dikurniakan ketinggian extra di masa yang paling kritikal ini making you the filling of a human sandwich.




OK dah boleh masuk.




Seat penuh. The whole train is effing packed. Where to go? Cari tiang untuk berpeluk since ketinggian tidak mengizinkan untuk bergayut di besi overhead. Tengok sekeling. Oh rase sangat kosmopolitan dan global bila nampak Indons, Burmese, Nigerians, Filipinos berada dalam train yang sama. Rasa lagi hebat bila melihat rakyat sendiri memerah tenaga berdiri bergayut sekuat hati tetapi foreigners *usually indons* memadu asmara duduk di atas kerusi. Mungkin saya tak global, tapi bila naik train di negara sendiri rasa macam di negara asing saat itulah rasa nak buat salam perantauan. Boleh kira dengan jari berapa orang Malaysians in a coach. Given the substantial amount of illegal immigrants,I'm pretty sure only 1 out of 4 of the so called foreigners is PATI. This is based on my frequent observation because I always play a guessing game when I'm on the train. It's called 'Malaysian ke tak'. The rule is simple,teka je lah orang tu Malaysian ke tak. Nak tahu jawapan senang je. Dengar lah cara die cakap macam mane. Tapi kalau nak tahu jawapan lagi tepat tunggulah bila ade pegawai imigresen. Kalau orang tu kena escort surelah tu he'll get a free ride balik negara asal. Syabas rakyat Malaysia. Memang kita pemurah dan menghormati tetamu.




Standing among strangers in a crowded place is hardwork. You'll have people oops! purposely grabs your !@#, breathing on your neck, stepping on your foot(lagi best bila orang tu pakai heels). So what to do? Kalau defend depan belakang terdedah, defend belakang depan terdedah. In the end,you will be clutching to your bag for your dear life. And you will notice that the person beside you is in bliss sebab dapat rezeki extra hari ini. Oh you know what I'm trying to say. I have my own personal experience on this matter. Kalau handsome rela ok lah jugak ni muka tak siap.





Oh your height makes you more vulnerable. Why? BECAUSE YOUR NOSE IS PARALLEL TO OTHER PEOPLE's SMELLY ARMPITS. And thank you strangers for sharing me the wonders of your tropical forest down there. Very much appreciated. Hurm. You know all these tall people has to bergayut to that besi kat atas so that is why I'm more privileged than others because when they lift their hands,my nose is literally just beside their armpits. I can even estimate when was their last shave. Euw. Sometimes dirty thoughts do ignite. Maybe their partners enjoy playing with bulu ketiak. Boleh pusing-pusing. Alah macam high school girl in love on the phone. Hahahaha. One word,GELI! Hell no. Geli is not enough.





Thank god the next stop is yours.Phew.



So when the government announced that our public transportation sysytem will be upgraded, a smile was plastered to my face. But I can help thinking that the Indons, Burmese and so on will benefit more from these amenities. Jahat kan.But HELLO MR MINISTERS THAT'S THE HARD FACT. Get on board the Komuter and you'll know. Tapi jangan main kotor bawak entourage sekampung dengan wartawan sekali naik coach kosong. Tu main tipu. Memang lah rasa selesa macam tu. Adoi. Or maybe we don't have to worry about which car to give to the ministers. Nak bagi Perdana ke Camry bagai. Bagi je lah naik Komuter, LRT. Barulah terbukti pemimpin berjiwa rakyat. Anyway,terima kasih saya ucapkan.













ps:lepas ni sure kena buluh runcing kalau pergi indon.
pps:buy me a car anyone?ehehe
pps:budak ni nak kena ISA ni.

but tummy can't be jingled!!

that's Adam sucking in his tummy and Sarah

Hello Santa.


I missed something from my letter. I'm so sorry. I know it's quite late already as you have a dateline to meet but I think u still can get one of your elves to FedEx it to you. I bet you are now zooming across the world,squeezing your tummy through the tight chimneys. It must be hard. But what happened if the house doesn't has a chimney? Herm.


I want a Disney World vacation for my family. It's especially for my nephew,Adam but some time together with the family won't hurt right. He wants to go to Disneyland so bad since one of his classmates in Q-dees already went there. He's a very clever boy and I'm sure he is not in your naughty list. Except for the part when he called me 'Ciksu busuk' or 'Ciksu Gemuk' every now and then. I'm OK with it coz I know he is so jealous of his gorgeous Ciksu *coughs* I promised him to take him to Disneyland when I'm rich, but u know how an accountant is very particular with money.Plus,by that time I might already have 4 kids and Adam is probably 20 years old already. Disneyland won't be so exciting for him anymore. I know he wants this so bad because he always mention this in his prayers. You know how a five years old is. He doesn't know how to solat but he tries his best to perform Maghrib with his Mommy so that he can go to Disneyland. I once heard him said 'Ya Allah, bagilah mommy dengan papa banyak duit.Biar boleh bawak Adam pergi Disneyland'.How cute is that.Sadly,he already has his list of the selected people to go to Disneyland with him, and I'm not included.Hence I could only tag along to Disneyland if I'm the one who take him there. I think he's jealous because he knows that I'll look cuter than him with that Mouse's ears ting. I'll buy you one of that thing once I'm there.Please Santa,this is not just for Adam,it's for me too.Tee-hee.Oh by the way,I also enclosed one of Adam's picture above for your quick reference.

ps:why settle for disneyland if we have disney world.
pps:i hate it when shopping malls went crazy decorating for xmas while they just put a few ketupats for raya.
ppps:merry christmas.hohoho

don't jingle the bells,jingle your tummy!

Dear Santa,

How are you? I bet it must be super freezing up there in North Pole but I reckon I don't have to worry because you have Mrs. Claus to look after you. Or is she taking a vacation in Bahamas now because you're ignoring her due to your workloads? That's not cool old man. Or is it because the Pole is getting smaller because the glaciers have melted? Oh poor polar bears. My best wishes to them. Maybe they have to consider to move to Malaysia. It's nice down here but I'm afraid the can't keep the fur so 'clorox-like' white anymore.

Do I have to tell you why I write to you? Oh you must knew it already. Am I in your nice list? Don't tell me I'm in your naughty list cause I've been a really nice girl this year. And I know I deserve a present or two or maybe more. I promise I'll leave the most delicious cookies for you but promise me that you are not going to eat all cookies in every house you will go or else I'll just leave u some crackers. My dad always eat cream crackers for breakfast and he is as healthy as the cow.

U know what I want right Santa? But, I think it is ok for me to remind you once again. Just in case your elves don't keep their list up-to-date. So here we go. Can I get all one of these?

1) New shoes. I'm a shoes addict but I can't and I don't buy them so often. I have a concrete reason for that. Somehow I'm in between of size 5 and 6. They don't sell size 5 1/2. It breaks my heart when I intend to buy new shoes but none fits me. All I can do is stare at them, visualizing them on my feet while singing my version of 'Out of Reach' by Gabrielle. Do you know that song? It goes like this 'Out of reach,too far,I'll never have your heart'. In my case it's 'Out of reach,too far,I'll never have u shoes'. You know I'll ask you for new shoes next year,so why don't we make this easier for both of us? Just bestow me with endless shoes for the rest of my life so I'll stop making the same request every year. Tee-hee.


2) Macbook Pro. Probably you are wondering why do I need a Macbook as I only use laptop to surf the net and I'm totally not a tech junkie. I didn't even know what is IDM, not till a friend told me about it. It's the Internet Download Manager for god's sake. It's a miracle that my laptop is still functioning after all these years. So,end her misery and give my the Macbook Pro and I promise to take great care of her and you know that white looks good on me though I'm not wearing the Macbook.U got my point Santa?


3) New phone. My phone is already a little over two years old. And at these parts of the world,gadgets go obsolete in a week. Do the math. My phone technically was born in the Jurassic years of technology,the new millennium has passed and I'm still clinging to it. Hence, a new phone is very much appreciated. He's now not adapting much to the new environment, thanks to the global warming I suppose, and I want to be fully prepared (reads:a new phone in my hands to inform my friends) if he ever dies on me.


4) New car for my mom. My dad is so in love with his cars. He doesn't even have the heart to sell it off not even they are beaten up. Poor mama as she is the main driver of the car know since my dad is more comfortable with his bike. It's not that he can't afford it but he just don't want to sell to old cars. You might say 'just ask him to buy the car.He doesn't need to sell the car'. Mind you,a new addition without any disposal is not a good idea since only my mom and dad are going to use them. So three cars for two people is a big NO NO. It doesn't meet the 'value for money' quality that I've learned. One has to ensure the efficiency,effectiveness and the economic value before decicing. That's what Mdm. Siti and Mr. Ganisen taught me. U must be proud of me,applying my knowledge in my everyday life. LOL. My dad is not going to drive the car. He prefers his Honda 50CC over new cars. Plus,my mom drives only when necessary like to buy some groceries and 'make gulai'. Other than that,the cars are as good as dead.


5)Randall Amplifiers. I can't strum the guitars and heck I never ever owned one yet I'm hoping to see my stockings filled with this thing.Crazy u might think. He wants it sooooooo bad but he can't afford it now. Neither do I. And I don't think that we can afford to buy it even if we piled our money together. Please Santa. Seeing his face light up will be a bliss. I know how it hurts wanting something that you know you can't get. Just like me and the shoes. Sobs.




So that's all Santa. You know how lazy I am in updating my blog and I've made a huge effort to write this letter to you. I'd appreciate it if you grant one of my wishes,but try granting all of it. You will feel so much better.Trust me. I recommend that you try it now. I mean NOW!!! Till next year,xoxoxo

ps:can i borrow one of your elves?
pps:snow would be nice.
ppps:this is just for fun!
pppps:why cant blogspot make the font colours more fun?ergh

KENAPA?WHY?PORQE?

Facebook die penuh orang puji lawa cantik anggun bergaya cute berduyun-duyun?

Tapi saya?

Ha,jealous lah tu*slapbutt*

ps:betol ke eja porqe macam tu?hahaha
pps:nak tido sebab rase down.sebab rase down nak tido.ok dah hebat buat inversi.
ppps:oh this is just a random rambling.tidak ditujukan kepada sesiapa.

mommy,where is my present?

Facebook is the essence of our life.Is the word 'facebook' has already been included in the major dictionaries?I don't think so cause I can't find any definition of 'facebook' on the net.But I think they should 'christened' it just like what they did with Google.People just can't get enough of facebook.But the wonderwoman bie hashim can go two months long without it.Tu pun sebab tak bayar broadband.Tapi tibe-tibe hati ini berbisik,'eh bodohnya facebook ni'.

Ask me why?

BECAUSE,we just simply let strangers flooding into our life.As for me,I try to keep my facebook 'friends' only to my real life friends.Friend of a friend?Only selected few.It's already hard enough for me to keep in touch with my almost 400 'friends'.I don't know how those with 2000 'friends' could cope.Do they really have 2000 friends?Maybe,who knows.

The best part is,u can simply delete the 'friends' from your list.Oh how I wish it could happened in real life.Gaduh delete,lepas tu add balik.Bff forever whatsnot bla bla bla delete balik.Apekah jenis kehidupan?Tak pun memang saje-saje nak delete sebab malu that someone is in your oh-so-cool-'friends' list.Do U think that U can literally end the friendship ikatan silaturrahim dan ukhwah yang telah terjalin with a click?One word,pathetic.

An example of delete add balik:A guy who cursed me with all the bad words imaginable saying that I'm harrasing his girlfriend.Adoi did I look like I got nothing to do?Kalau gua harass awek lu,dah lame la gua kenal sape minah tu*ayat nak gengster je*.After I explained that I did nothing without even raising my voice pun still nak maki kan.Ni memang bodoh lah name die.But fret not,this is only bodoh part one.Tak abes cerita lagi.Turns out that big grin shitty face of his is on my 'friends' to approved list.Maybe he is suffering from amnesia.Dah tak ingat kot mulut celupar gile babi.My dear girls,Ayu and Pise told me just to accept the request berbekalkan pepatah 'buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih'.With all the perempuan-sial-memalukan makian is still ringing I accepted it just for the sake that we had been a good friends before.Hish terus pegi tegur dekat Facebook chat 'howwa u?how u've been doing?'.!#$^.Senang gile kutuk anak orang terus bila add dekat Facebook dosa kau hilang lah?Banyak cantik.Aku tak sebaik tu.

Lepas tu gambar dekat Facebook semua nak pose bergaya mutu keunggulan.Ergh.For the girls,mostly nak gambar tak nampak dahi sikit dengan mata bulat mulut muncung.Eh,do I have a picture like that?Hahaha.As for the guys,dada mesti nak nampak.Lagi bulu lagi bagus.Kalu pakai shades lagi bagus.Baru nampak macam Once.Blergh.I don't want my 'friend' actually is a sick pedophile who spend his days laying on the couch looking for innocent,angelic,vulnerable little girl like me *lolz* just to satisfy his 'needs'.Creepy cukup.

Why do some people needs to get their daily dose of facebook?Facebook-ing over coffee,facebook-ing after dinner,facebook-ing at break,faceboook facebook all day along.Time to sleep:Ops,gotta check my facebook first.Don't want to miss any updates.

Ok sesi merepek tamat sebab nak tengok Moulin Rouge.Bakal bersambung.







ps:super lama tak update.ergh.
pps:diet baru:makan tido makan makan.sure turun 6kgs over the holiday.
pps:this entry is made by an avid facebooker.

I'm not going to kiss a frog!

My oh my.My next paper,the LAST paper is on Tuesday and yet I still haven't found neither my thinking cap nor any 'apetite' to study.I feel like the whole knowledge,only if there is any inside of me is going to gush out every time I tried my best to revise.And since my past two papers seemed not 'pass-able' I have no other choice.Have to get my heavy head cranking or else I'll failed this paper also.

But since fail is not an option to me so please my friends or even you are a stranger who happened to be reading my blog,PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pray for me.