of barbies and ponytails..

Are there any supplements or vitamins or drugs for women in pms?Cause I NEED IT SO BAD.I don't know what is wrong with me but i think my mood swing is getting nastier than ever.I know that all the sayangs who are close to me know that i'll be getting all crabby and macam sial when my time of the month is getting near but loves, i hate to treat u this way.Tau lah i pernah post pasal women are better than guys cause women boleh gune excuse she's pms-ing tapi gile tak boleh blah la kalau sampai mati nak gune alasan pms kan.Eh no scratch that.Mane boleh gune sampai mati sebab nanti ade menopause di mana dinding uterus tidak lagi meruntuh.Okay tahniah anda pandai!So untuk memandaikan lagi ayuh buat kire-kire.The average age of menopause is 45,so i have another 26 years to go.Which means I have 26*12=312 cycles to go.Tapi may be less than 312 sebab tolak pregnant ape sume.Lol.Tapi surelah ni akan ditop-up oleh all the tantrums cum peeves cum bugs during that 9 months of pregnancy kan?Dan juge craving yang gile tak sedar diri.Konklusinya,I need help in decelerating the pendulum.Tu je lah nak cakap.Dengan semangat explain one paragraph nak tunjuk rajin.

Oleh sebab tak cukup tunjuk rajin lagi ayuh menempek!

TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1.Pass My Shotgun
2.Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Pack My Stuff
4.Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
5.Perpetual Munching Spree
6.Puffy Mid-Section
7.People Make Me Sick
8.Provide Me with Sweets
9.Pardon My Sobbing
10.Pimples May Surface
11.Pass My Sweatpants
12.Pissy Mood Syndrome
13.Plainly Men Suck
14.Who Cares? I'm not in the mood to play this anymore!!

*this is sooooo me kan?*

ps:i had fun being the stupid me tadi.

pps:i wish someone will buy me that abaya.