say HELLO to marilyn monroe!

hey loves!

Is it normal for us women to feel 'weh-aku-gemuk-perut-boroi-pipi-menggelebeh'?It's normal kan kan?Please jawab normal coz kalau tak nampak sangat I yang tak normal.And laki macam abu n zul tak payah gedik nak jawab.Anda tak tercalon dalam kategori ni.

I think there are definitely something in us women maybe some sort of crazy hormone yang boleh buat our brain jadi meroyan lalu potrays our body 10 size bigger.So timbullah rase sangat bloated lagi bulky lalu keluar nafsu nak diet.Dan bila diet tak jadi terus hampa tak nak makan kalau makan pon nasik sejemput padahal perut jakun yang tak boleh tak makan nasik lapar gile.Lepas tu tanya si boyfie 'Syg,i gemuk tak?'.Bile cik boifren jawab 'No syg.U tak gemuk'.Terus mengamuk kate teman lelaki tipu saje nak amek hati dengan ayat 'U tipu!U cakap camtu sebab u boyfriend i kan?!'.Tapi bile boyfren cakap 'Erm,u bulat sikit' terus merajuk tak nak keluar makan dah.Like what is wrong with us kan?Kenapa perlu ade rasa aku gemuk ke weh?THIN IS SO OVERRATED BTW.

Ape best jadi kurus kan?Angin tiup boleh melayang,kene langgar sikit boleh patah.And the best part orang kurus tak best dihug*tu wan pai kate*.LOL.Seriously i bengang with all the slimming program ad.Macam dah takde bende laen nak iklan.Dahtu sampai bila mentality kita nak betol.U GUYS ARE THE REASONS WHY WOMEN LIKE ME FEEL INSECURE.I still remember there was this one time when i was having a great time with my friends in a mall tiba-tiba datang sorang minah datang and gave me a slimming program pamphlet.I wouldn't even give a shit if she gave it to all of us.Tapi ni ONLY to me.Serious malu.She kinda ruined my day.Tanx!I don't think im not THAT fat sampai nak kena enrol in a slimming programme.That's why whenever i see ade booth yang offer slimming program dengan salesgirl yang mata gila galak mencari mangsa i akan avoid it.These people sangat demotivating and i certainly don't need that in my life.

Whatever it is,I know that I'm beautiful no matter what and all the shits u say won't bother me because IF IM UGLY SO ARE U!





ps:dialog di atas tiada kene mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati.
pps:nampak sangat gila kan.paragraph atas emo.yang bawah perasan plak.
pps:i need to learn how to choose a good friend.