of getting hitched and insanity

Hey people.!

This is my 1678th attempt to update this blog.Betol.Tak tipu.I don't know why but I'm currently not in the mood to update my blog.Maybe sebab masa-masa terluang seharian dipenuhi dengan aktiviti makan-tido-makan-makan or bak kata solehah maybe sebab indah bercinta.pffft.Ayat last tidak ade kene mengena antara yang hidup dan mati.Dah bie dah.Tak payah nak buat ayat innocent dengan muka bimbo I don't know why whatsoever.Ngaku jelah malas.I don't know why *sekali lagi ayat i don't know why* but i think I don't have the urge to tell the whole world what I'm up to and what I've been doing anymore.Maybe the superstar in me is now somewhere in the Himalayas seeking nirvana.tsk.tsk.

And yes esok is the much awaited day.AYUH KEMBALI KE SEKOLAH UOLS!My cuti is finally over.Oh no scratch that.My three weeks short holiday is over.My cuti is the most retardest and spastic-est cuti on Earth.Start lambat and habis awal lalu menjadikan rancangan untuk belajar memasak tergendala lalu rancangan besar untuk demand hantaran tinggi juga terpaksa dilupakan*sigh*.

And i'm soooo looking forward to our trip to Bandung untuk menjadi jutawan dan menyopping baju raya.Sape muke tak malu nak souvenier sile msg.Ye apek dan abu saye tawu anda tak malu.Hahaha.And I might be going to Bali with the girls in December.But have to consider a few things first.My parents will be in Mecca at that time so macam tak eloh lah kan mak bapak beribadah anak meronggeng berpario bercanda di tepian pantai oh lala.And it would be my third vacation for tuoonain.Tapi dah tak leh blah berusaha untuk kurus sebab nak pakai two piece bikini dengan topi koboi macam Bunga Cinta Lestari dengan harapan Ashraf Sinclair tengok lalu ajak kahwin.Yes i have to admit this.Kawen tingy is always on my mind.I mean who doesn't kan?Eh ke memang orang tak pikir pasal kahwin?Ergh whatever.

Erk run outta idea on what to write already.So this is me,signing off.Adios.

nak jugak tempek gambar pose kiyut tak jadi neh.

ps:don't worry about the title.i think posting writing a random title is fun fun fun.It somehow brings out the mysterious me.Rotfl.

of barbies and ponytails..

Are there any supplements or vitamins or drugs for women in pms?Cause I NEED IT SO BAD.I don't know what is wrong with me but i think my mood swing is getting nastier than ever.I know that all the sayangs who are close to me know that i'll be getting all crabby and macam sial when my time of the month is getting near but loves, i hate to treat u this way.Tau lah i pernah post pasal women are better than guys cause women boleh gune excuse she's pms-ing tapi gile tak boleh blah la kalau sampai mati nak gune alasan pms kan.Eh no scratch that.Mane boleh gune sampai mati sebab nanti ade menopause di mana dinding uterus tidak lagi meruntuh.Okay tahniah anda pandai!So untuk memandaikan lagi ayuh buat kire-kire.The average age of menopause is 45,so i have another 26 years to go.Which means I have 26*12=312 cycles to go.Tapi may be less than 312 sebab tolak pregnant ape sume.Lol.Tapi surelah ni akan ditop-up oleh all the tantrums cum peeves cum bugs during that 9 months of pregnancy kan?Dan juge craving yang gile tak sedar diri.Konklusinya,I need help in decelerating the pendulum.Tu je lah nak cakap.Dengan semangat explain one paragraph nak tunjuk rajin.

Oleh sebab tak cukup tunjuk rajin lagi ayuh menempek!

TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1.Pass My Shotgun
2.Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Pack My Stuff
4.Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
5.Perpetual Munching Spree
6.Puffy Mid-Section
7.People Make Me Sick
8.Provide Me with Sweets
9.Pardon My Sobbing
10.Pimples May Surface
11.Pass My Sweatpants
12.Pissy Mood Syndrome
13.Plainly Men Suck
14.Who Cares? I'm not in the mood to play this anymore!!

*this is sooooo me kan?*

ps:i had fun being the stupid me tadi.

pps:i wish someone will buy me that abaya.

coz im in love with a girl..

hey sayangs~

Im back on the radar*woots*.it has been nearly a month kan?a marshmallow-y lumpy sweet month for me.how was yours?Im very contented and thankful for everything HE gives me.Alhamdulillah.I was quite busy preparing for my ACCA finals padahal dalam bilik tido je since i was too blind to realised that taking 3 papers is not an easy work for a lazybum like me.YA ALLAH,BIARLAH AZIRAH HASHIM PASS PAPERS DIE.AMIN.See, i know u guys sume berwibawa,suci murni,anggun lagi gojes sampai sanggup doakan i.Mak terharu nyah.LOL.Sila amalkan doa ini so that i can finish my ACCA in a single attempt and grad cepat and kerja cepat and kawen cepat and demand hantaran tinggi dengan cepat.Ngeh3.


So all the weh-banyaknye-jerawat-aku-sebab-stress-nak-exam days are over.To cik farhan*bukan name sebenar* u'll have to wait till dec to count my pimples.Hahahaha.Sebut pasal pimples teringat lawak nipple siti nurhaliza.Adoi,buat malu je.Ok off topic.

Guess what?Dalam masa sebulan ni i managed to berkayak , ice -skating,berikan bakaring di Klang,berpicnic di tasik Shah Alam,dan juge dengan ayu berpicnic di malam hari di padang depan Masjid Shah Alam twice.I'm missing every bit of these except for ice-skating.It was my first time and im proud to say that i nearly cried.Call me a wuss but ice-skating is not my thing ok.There i was with my Cyclops eye bergantung meminta belas berskate dua tiga langkah.Lol. Nevertheless, i managed to get a few friends semasa bergayut dan bergantung di tepi rink. Owh sape kate azirah hashim sombong? *oh apek,aku x gtaw ko aku pegi kayak sebab sure ko bising mcm mak minah sebab ko jeles sebab ko nak kayak dengan sol.wahahaha*


And oh im freaking proud to say im the no 1 fan of Slaughtersoul.I know,you probably think that im outta my mind already.But they are really great plus drummer cum guitarist die wangi.Hahaha.Hey syg so what if u r a metalhead?Do i look like i care?


Okdahmalasayuhtempekgambar.

perempuan retard bersame skate beliau

ko sure syg aku sebab upload gambar gembira kau.

bukti picnic depan masjid

beliau artis.*identiti dirahsiakan*

mencuba memicit jerawat dengan straw

ps:i dont feel like blogging anymore
pps:im still straight.no worries.

sorry TERemo!

hey stalkers~ *ok perasan*

updates seemed soooo tinggi melangit out of reach coz my finals is selangkah(read:2weeks) away and im so busy 'absorbing' all the notes ok tipu!part absorb notes tu tipu!im getting lazier day by day.Im in desperate need of some catalyst or enzymes whatever u called it to get me to be my old rajin self.sekali lagi tipu!takde la rajin sangat.and my friend*a guy* said something like 'wey sape nk kawen ngn ko klo ko malas'.but guess what??tibe-tibe beliau mengonfess bahawa his owh-i-cant-let-u-go-u-are-so-perfect ex gf is lazier than me.so do the maths la.nampak sangat la ko nk kawen ngn aku kan pek?saje jual mahal.hahahahhaha. (note to him:ala baru bape bulan weh xley let go.chill lah.papehal aku jd consultant.)

and i went out with him for dinner just now.not the above him.another him.ok gatal!and I SWEAR NOT TO GO OUT WITH A GUY TO SOMEWHERE SHOWING A FOOTBALL MATCH!Gile neglected woh. Dah la mmg krg kasih syg.He preferred that gabak-oversized-screen over me?Ni i tgh hot lagi ni.What if dah anak 5 bontot besar lori?Sure anda will letak dat screen in front of me kan?Punyelah kate tak minat MU,kipas susah mati Chelsea tapi tengok cam die maen.Nasib baik it wasn't a Chelsea match.Kalau tak memang ade possiblities cik bie balik jalan kaki kan cik farhan? *bukan name sebenar*.But i had fun whenever im with u.Awwww~.Ok sile menggedik di tempat laen.

and i tink my mood swings are crazier than ever.i have the most ribut PMS ever known to mankind.and im late already.i mean it shud have been sumwhere around the 6th tp ni dah macam 10 days later yet still no signs of it coming.Tapi the big problem is,my PMS has a fixed date.I mean since my normal cycle is on the 6th,so my PMS usually started on the 1st.And since die sangat strict macam pakcik bus macan skolah rendah dulu it'll starts on the 1st no matter what.Im not making any sense am i?Whatever.Why am i explaining this eh?Watever sekali lagi.Bottomline,im crankier hormonal day by day thanks to my PMS.Tak pe,hormonal tu sexy kan?EHJVBJGKF!

and as im typing and backspacing on this post,my dear kakak comel texted me telling that it's over between her and him.this him is not the same as the other two hims above ok.i feel like cursing.FUCK!She loves him so freaking damn crazy pig much!How could he do this to her?Die lawa,baik,pandai.Ape lagi ko nak weh?Kau bagi hopes,janji macam-macam,tibe-tibe kau bagi excuse cakap she's the reason why kau tak ley concentrate ape sume.Die paham kan?Die back off kan?Die support kau no matter what.And malam ni kau buat lawak mintak die jadi consultant for u to get the other girl.Aku tak taw nak panggil kau ape weh.What goes around comes around weh.Sile jangan mensialkan kawan saya.Nasib baek i didnt have the chance to know him.(note to her:wey ingat what happened in vegas x?ingat tak the time dat gurl punched dat jerk who dumped her bestfriend's balls?siyesly i want to do that to him.bagi la izin weh!tak pe weh.apek still nak kau.aku taw.kan apek?walaupun sebenar dalam hati kau nak kawen ngn aku,kau tetap sayang sol kan?hahahaha)



ps:pardon me cursing and fucking.this is not normal me.
pps:sile doakan cycle saye back to normal.sekian.
ppps:happy teacher's day!tak.cikgu saye tak ajar mencarut.

tagged by abu

saya tak suge tag ni.tapi sebab abu peminat setia kipas susah mati saye,saye korbankan.weh abu terharulah!hahahaha.

1)What are u doing right now?
= online window shopping.

2) Where is your cell phone?
= tepi nih.

3) How many blogger account do you have?
= only 1 blogger.hv 1 wordpress too.

4) What's your current relationship status?
= widower

5) Are you happy today?
= u bet i am!nothing beats 'berjemur di tengah padang'.lol

6) Who will cut and paste this first?
= abu la kot.

7) Someone with the same birthday as you?
= afnan kaberi.bf time kecik dulu.ehe

8) Are you mean?
= sure am.sometimes.

9) Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
= karaoke jamban dikirekah?

10) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
= ramai.eh muke u macam fazura.eh u macam catriona ross.eh u macam cristina ricci.

11) Current song you're listening to?
= all that i've got-the used

12) Is your birthday on a holiday?
= nope

13) Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
= never

LAST:
14) Person who texted you..
= kak ain bulat

15) Talk on the phone..
= paan sembelih

16) Hugged..
= yaza

17) Person you text messaged
= kak ain

18) Person you take pictures with
= ayah

19) You kissed
= sol

TONIGHT:
20) Where are you going?
= katil

21) With?
= abu raihan.hahahaha.x2.

22) What are you going to do there?
= tido la wey

TOMORROW:
23) What are your plans?
= the curve.paan sile get my hint.

24) Dislikes about tomorrow?
= i'll keep on sneezing like hell

25) Did last night?
= study law.eceh

CURRENTLY:
26) Thinking about someone?
= no

27) Missing someone?
= not someone.something.swedish meatball.

28) Current mood?
= craving swedish meatball

29) Longing for?
= bebola daging sweden

30) Are you listening to music?
= duh.

31) Had anyone sing or play music for you personally?
= yes.like always.haha.

32) Forgive anyone who did you wrong the previous day?
= depends.but mostly not on the next dat.maybe neeeeexxxtt day

33) What do people call you?
= bie*bu aku sero mmg jodoh kite dh.name dekat.rofl*

34) Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
= ade la jugak

35) Name one cute celebrity..
= azirah hashim.ok vain

36) Who do you like to spend your days with?
= tengok mood

37) Favorite ice-cream?
= pralines n cream.jom br weh.

38) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
= yes

39) What's the weirdest thing you've heated up in the microwave?
= roti canai?taw.tak pelik pon.

40) Do you fall for people easily?
= yup.*gile yakin jawab*

41) Anything more you want to say?
= letih weh

42) Choose 5 person to answer this survey :
sy blogger tamak tidak suke mengetag orang.tapi memandangkan abu sangat tandus tag.tag die balik.weh abu aku tag mu nie!

girl power!!rawr~

hey sayangs~
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I've just joined the PROUD TO BE A WOMAN group in facebook.So since i have nothing to do im effing proud to be a woman,this is my attempt to list all the reasons why being a woman is so freaking euphoric and orgasmic.ehe.








1.boleh badmood dan sulky bile-bile mase.bile dah ok dengan muke innocent 'sorry lah.I PMS.'

2.boleh rase cane rase ditendang dari dalam.eleh laki setakat kena tendang dari luar dah kecoh. (oh the baby is kicking*pegang perot*)

3.tak payah tunggu duit cukup nak kahwin.

4.boleh cium pipi perempuan lain tanpa dicop bernafsu sonsang macam yang tomok and awal kene.

5.boleh makan banyak and cakap 'I makan banyak sebab period.Penat nak produce hemoglobin baru.Selalu makan sikit je'.Pffft

6.ade cuti khas tiap-tiap bulan.

7.cuti bersalin dua bulan dibayar gaji.

8.ade saying 'behind a man's success there's a woman'.nampak sangat lah guys are nothing without us kan.btw quote 'behind a woman's success there's a man' sangatlah bapok bunyinye.

9.boleh pakai baju kelawar*ni tiru from ili.ehe*

10.kalau kereta penuh dengan laki rosak tepi jalan,amek mase dalam 30 jam baru ade orang tolong.kalau perempuan je tak payah tunggu lame-lame.

11.boleh ponteng class and gune alasan 'Sorry mam,i period pain semalam'.

12.Boleh mintak MC senang-senang sebab period pain doc xley check.*gosh gile banyak advantanges bende ni*

13.mostly hantu perempuan.nampak sangat us women are more powerful than u guys.

14.ade ladies' nite.save duit.guys' nite tak wujud.

15.tak payah salam dengan tok kadi.hanya perlu bersimpuh ayu dan menangis bile dah sah jadi bini orang.wargh!

16.wonderwoman tak pakai spender kat luar macam superman.

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sile penuhkan kerana saya perlu ke kelas.wahahahaha.tak ni bukan cover line sebab takde idea.betol.


ps:been id check-ed when watching 'coming soon'.oh bangge!nampak sangat mak awet mude nyah~

rants~

I'm not feeling 'oh-bie-memang-hebat' now.Why?Cause i've just noticed that on the scale of 1 to 10,my understanding and grasp on F5 Performance Management is -3.And my anxiety leads to a super craving of megi kari telor tapi telor kuning tak masak sangat.Syok wohh!Tapi mane nak cari telur tengah-tengah malam ni.Ade lah sorang perwira dalam baju besi ni yang nak masakkan tapi sure lah dah tak dapat nak bagi coz pak guard uitm sure jeles dengan baju besi beliau.Atau mungkin pak guard itu membuat konklusi sendiri cik perwira mahu menghantar telurnya kepada saya.Hahahahaha.Kawan-kawan sedar tak itu satu lawak lucah? *perlukah tanye weh?!*

Back to pasal malas belajar.I texted a few of my friends saying how darn afraid i am of the coming exam.Takot je la lebih,bukan nak start belajar betol-betol pon.Typical melayu bie la tuh.Most of them said tak pe,solat hajat banyak-banyak,mintak dengan Allah.Ok maybe betol.Tapi aku tak leh aplikasi konsep ni lagi lah!Sebab aku tak berusaha lagi.Korang dah salah konsep tawakal ni weyh!We are supposed to put our heart basket*gile translate doe* in everything we do plus mintak doa.Ni doa je susah la wey.Ok sekian tazkirah pagi dari *coughs*ustazah azirah.

Whatever it is,i know that my life will be great-one way or another.And i know yours will be great too.If life gives u lemon,just make lemon cheesecake la dey.






ps:dah craving cheesecake pulak.pregnant nanti mati lah laki aku.