My brother in law and my sister once said that they don't mind bringing me to a buffet dinner or lunch or breakfast. Money well spent. A mountain-ish pile of foods from the spread on the plate,next thing you know BURP!!. End of story. I still remember one time when I went to a steamboat buffet I was so stuffed and bloated to the neck I nearly puked. Luckily my body still had some dignity to hold 'it' all inside. Macho bai. The ride home was painful. I had to recline the seat to give the foods a downhill ride to the pit of my stomach. Boleh imagine tak? Tak kira. Nak explain jugak. Kalau I duduk straight makanan tu macam segan lah nak turun sebab sempit kan. Claustrophobic mungkin. Tapi bile dah recline seat tu die jadi macam turun slide. So makanan tu happy je nak turun. And I even had to unbutton my jeans to persuade them. What a night!
But it was back when I was A LITTLE BIT slimmer and lighter on the scale. Oh how I miss the good old days. Now I have to watch what I eat because my weight is so pumped up to show bigger numbers. They are so obsessed with the bigger the better trend now. Maybe my body had gone loco after all the excessive 'care and fondles'. Kiasu sungguh. Mungkin jugak due to the overloading of sushis every once in a while.
But now I have a new problem. I'm so windy and gaseous that sometimes I felt so full even after a small sized meal. So I've came out with my own solution. Pop an Actal,put some Minyak Mestika on my tummy,give my tummy a warm cuddle with the bengkung and lie down. Soon enough I will be burping like a cow but I haven't heard any of the cows burped. And oh expect some farts too. Teehee.I'm blushing already. There goes my biggest secret. Ni dah kira potong markah dalam aspek pembinian. Tapi mungkin akan naik markah dalam aspek mak mertua-an sebab independent dan arif menggunakan kaedah tradisional dalam kata lain tak menghabiskan duit anak die demam sikit kena pergi Gleneagles wtf. To all the doctors to-be please give your opinion on what should I do to get over this problem.
Now let me feed with you some facts. Did you know that every six seconds a child dies because of hunger. How many children died in a year? You do the math. Mak tak kuasa. Ha ni tgh type ni pun dah ade budak meninggal kat Ethiopia tu. Sedih kan. Tak sedih kau bukan human.
Budak ni kalau ikut perkiraan mesti dah arwah. Pity him. He looks like he never had a proper meal. Tak rasa bersalah ke makan banyak-banyak tapi orang lain tak cukup makan? What about this boy? You can almost see the in-five-minute-dinner-will-be-ready-smile on the vulture's face. This picture won a Pulitzer award but I read somewhere that the photographer took his own life because of guilt after winning the award. Cue:nangis sekarang!
And it makes me think it's ok to punch this kids though technically they are not at fault. Adam and Sarah jangan jadi macam ni ok. Alolo cute kau pegang remote.
Ni lagi lah extra irritating. Large set tu bro. Ni pun mungkin dah mati. Heart failure or hypertension perhaps. Dead body in a expensive casket with a velvet lining. Beautiful words on the eulogy 'James was a child with a gold heart. He lighten up the life of many people'. Yes gold heart it is. Golden from all the greases and the fats. And I'm sure all the hotdog vendors and Mc Donalds which he had lighten up their lives will be mourning.
So what can you do? Click here.Answer the questions and 10 grains of rice for each correct answer will be donated to the needy. Yeah I know 10 grains of rice are nothing. Lekat celah gigi orang kata. But if you and you and you answer at least 10 correct answer per day,believe me every grains of that rice will helps someone to keep living. It's a win-win situation. They get their rice and you gain knowledge. Hooray! The world is not so cruel after all=)Please please please. I'm begging you guys. Help them. We have nothing to lose. What if it happens to your family?
DAH PERGI MAIN SEKARANG. CLICK HERE NOW!!!
ps:makan lempeng berkeping-keping,lepas makan sila pumping.
pps:i malas nak pergi class lah sekarang. sokongan moral sikit boleh?
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