pendek hidung kembang.

Weh aku rendah tak leh pakai seluar ni. Nanti nampak peha macam tong drum.

Aku rendah lah wei. Mane boleh pakai kebaya labuh. Nanti nampak rendang gila.

Aku tak cukup tinggi! Mane la nak beli dress. Semua nak kene alter. Benci aku.

But after reading this, I am so freaking glad that I'm a late bloomer. Yes I'm calling myself a late bloomer instead of pendek dengan harapan my hormones will realize that they are not productive enough terus buat mass production lalu I dapat tinggi. Ceh bleak gila angan-angan. Oh don't bother if you can't move your fat finger to click the link. Meh i rajin copy paste.

A mother-to-be cheated death when a giant steel girder smashed into her car - because she is so tiny.

Petite Kelli Chapman, just 4ft 11ins, was waiting at traffic lights when the 30ft steel girder fell from a passing lorry.

It ripped open her red Volkswagen Golf GTi "like a tin can" - but Kelli, 26, walked away unscathed as the girder shot through the windscreen over her head.

Crash experts said if she had been just three inches taller she would have been killed instantly by the the one and a half tonnes of steel.

Kelli, who is three months pregnant, even managed to keep a cool head and call her father PC Rob Chapman from inside the crushed vehicle to ask for help.

PC Chapman said: 'Kelli called me and said "Dad, some metal has fallen on my car"

'But when I arrived at the scene I was just stunned.

'I could not believe what I was seeing. It was carnage. If she was not such a petite girl she would be dead.

Ha,if u guys were in the car I'm pretty sure you would end up jadi pancake with blood oozing from your head macam maple syrup.Slurp oh yummy.The pancake.Not the flat head.Tak pon dah macam ting tong sebab kena kutuk dengan besi.Hanya orang pendek macam I boleh survive.Boleh print ni cerita ni tunjuk dekat orang kutuk I pendek.

If you are A BIT short,I LOVE YOU!I do.*muahs*

ps:eva longoria pon pendek ape.kawan i lah tu.
pps:oh shah alam i hate you!