Facebook is the essence of our life.Is the word 'facebook' has already been included in the major dictionaries?I don't think so cause I can't find any definition of 'facebook' on the net.But I think they should 'christened' it just like what they did with Google.People just can't get enough of facebook.But the wonderwoman bie hashim can go two months long without it.Tu pun sebab tak bayar broadband.Tapi tibe-tibe hati ini berbisik,'eh bodohnya facebook ni'.
Ask me why?
BECAUSE,we just simply let strangers flooding into our life.As for me,I try to keep my facebook 'friends' only to my real life friends.Friend of a friend?Only selected few.It's already hard enough for me to keep in touch with my almost 400 'friends'.I don't know how those with 2000 'friends' could cope.Do they really have 2000 friends?Maybe,who knows.
The best part is,u can simply delete the 'friends' from your list.Oh how I wish it could happened in real life.Gaduh delete,lepas tu add balik.Bff forever whatsnot bla bla bla delete balik.Apekah jenis kehidupan?Tak pun memang saje-saje nak delete sebab malu that someone is in your oh-so-cool-'friends' list.Do U think that U can literally end the friendship ikatan silaturrahim dan ukhwah yang telah terjalin with a click?One word,pathetic.
An example of delete add balik:A guy who cursed me with all the bad words imaginable saying that I'm harrasing his girlfriend.Adoi did I look like I got nothing to do?Kalau gua harass awek lu,dah lame la gua kenal sape minah tu*ayat nak gengster je*.After I explained that I did nothing without even raising my voice pun still nak maki kan.Ni memang bodoh lah name die.But fret not,this is only bodoh part one.Tak abes cerita lagi.Turns out that big grin shitty face of his is on my 'friends' to approved list.Maybe he is suffering from amnesia.Dah tak ingat kot mulut celupar gile babi.My dear girls,Ayu and Pise told me just to accept the request berbekalkan pepatah 'buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih'.With all the perempuan-sial-memalukan makian is still ringing I accepted it just for the sake that we had been a good friends before.Hish terus pegi tegur dekat Facebook chat 'howwa u?how u've been doing?'.!#$^.Senang gile kutuk anak orang terus bila add dekat Facebook dosa kau hilang lah?Banyak cantik.Aku tak sebaik tu.
Lepas tu gambar dekat Facebook semua nak pose bergaya mutu keunggulan.Ergh.For the girls,mostly nak gambar tak nampak dahi sikit dengan mata bulat mulut muncung.Eh,do I have a picture like that?Hahaha.As for the guys,dada mesti nak nampak.Lagi bulu lagi bagus.Kalu pakai shades lagi bagus.Baru nampak macam Once.Blergh.I don't want my 'friend' actually is a sick pedophile who spend his days laying on the couch looking for innocent,angelic,vulnerable little girl like me *lolz* just to satisfy his 'needs'.Creepy cukup.
Why do some people needs to get their daily dose of facebook?Facebook-ing over coffee,facebook-ing after dinner,facebook-ing at break,faceboook facebook all day along.Time to sleep:Ops,gotta check my facebook first.Don't want to miss any updates.
Ok sesi merepek tamat sebab nak tengok Moulin Rouge.Bakal bersambung.
ps:super lama tak update.ergh.
pps:diet baru:makan tido makan makan.sure turun 6kgs over the holiday.
pps:this entry is made by an avid facebooker.
Ask me why?
BECAUSE,we just simply let strangers flooding into our life.As for me,I try to keep my facebook 'friends' only to my real life friends.Friend of a friend?Only selected few.It's already hard enough for me to keep in touch with my almost 400 'friends'.I don't know how those with 2000 'friends' could cope.Do they really have 2000 friends?Maybe,who knows.
The best part is,u can simply delete the 'friends' from your list.Oh how I wish it could happened in real life.Gaduh delete,lepas tu add balik.Bff forever whatsnot bla bla bla delete balik.Apekah jenis kehidupan?Tak pun memang saje-saje nak delete sebab malu that someone is in your oh-so-cool-'friends' list.Do U think that U can literally end the friendship ikatan silaturrahim dan ukhwah yang telah terjalin with a click?One word,pathetic.
An example of delete add balik:A guy who cursed me with all the bad words imaginable saying that I'm harrasing his girlfriend.Adoi did I look like I got nothing to do?Kalau gua harass awek lu,dah lame la gua kenal sape minah tu*ayat nak gengster je*.After I explained that I did nothing without even raising my voice pun still nak maki kan.Ni memang bodoh lah name die.But fret not,this is only bodoh part one.Tak abes cerita lagi.Turns out that big grin shitty face of his is on my 'friends' to approved list.Maybe he is suffering from amnesia.Dah tak ingat kot mulut celupar gile babi.My dear girls,Ayu and Pise told me just to accept the request berbekalkan pepatah 'buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih'.With all the perempuan-sial-memalukan makian is still ringing I accepted it just for the sake that we had been a good friends before.Hish terus pegi tegur dekat Facebook chat 'howwa u?how u've been doing?'.!#$^.Senang gile kutuk anak orang terus bila add dekat Facebook dosa kau hilang lah?Banyak cantik.Aku tak sebaik tu.
Lepas tu gambar dekat Facebook semua nak pose bergaya mutu keunggulan.Ergh.For the girls,mostly nak gambar tak nampak dahi sikit dengan mata bulat mulut muncung.Eh,do I have a picture like that?Hahaha.As for the guys,dada mesti nak nampak.Lagi bulu lagi bagus.Kalu pakai shades lagi bagus.Baru nampak macam Once.Blergh.I don't want my 'friend' actually is a sick pedophile who spend his days laying on the couch looking for innocent,angelic,vulnerable little girl like me *lolz* just to satisfy his 'needs'.Creepy cukup.
Why do some people needs to get their daily dose of facebook?Facebook-ing over coffee,facebook-ing after dinner,facebook-ing at break,faceboook facebook all day along.Time to sleep:Ops,gotta check my facebook first.Don't want to miss any updates.
Ok sesi merepek tamat sebab nak tengok Moulin Rouge.Bakal bersambung.
ps:super lama tak update.ergh.
pps:diet baru:makan tido makan makan.sure turun 6kgs over the holiday.
pps:this entry is made by an avid facebooker.
2 comments:
sigh.
aku addict blog guano kiro bebeh?
haha.
i approve org yg i knal je. nyampah jgk tgk org byk2 'friends' ni.
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