don't jingle the bells,jingle your tummy!

Dear Santa,

How are you? I bet it must be super freezing up there in North Pole but I reckon I don't have to worry because you have Mrs. Claus to look after you. Or is she taking a vacation in Bahamas now because you're ignoring her due to your workloads? That's not cool old man. Or is it because the Pole is getting smaller because the glaciers have melted? Oh poor polar bears. My best wishes to them. Maybe they have to consider to move to Malaysia. It's nice down here but I'm afraid the can't keep the fur so 'clorox-like' white anymore.

Do I have to tell you why I write to you? Oh you must knew it already. Am I in your nice list? Don't tell me I'm in your naughty list cause I've been a really nice girl this year. And I know I deserve a present or two or maybe more. I promise I'll leave the most delicious cookies for you but promise me that you are not going to eat all cookies in every house you will go or else I'll just leave u some crackers. My dad always eat cream crackers for breakfast and he is as healthy as the cow.

U know what I want right Santa? But, I think it is ok for me to remind you once again. Just in case your elves don't keep their list up-to-date. So here we go. Can I get all one of these?

1) New shoes. I'm a shoes addict but I can't and I don't buy them so often. I have a concrete reason for that. Somehow I'm in between of size 5 and 6. They don't sell size 5 1/2. It breaks my heart when I intend to buy new shoes but none fits me. All I can do is stare at them, visualizing them on my feet while singing my version of 'Out of Reach' by Gabrielle. Do you know that song? It goes like this 'Out of reach,too far,I'll never have your heart'. In my case it's 'Out of reach,too far,I'll never have u shoes'. You know I'll ask you for new shoes next year,so why don't we make this easier for both of us? Just bestow me with endless shoes for the rest of my life so I'll stop making the same request every year. Tee-hee.


2) Macbook Pro. Probably you are wondering why do I need a Macbook as I only use laptop to surf the net and I'm totally not a tech junkie. I didn't even know what is IDM, not till a friend told me about it. It's the Internet Download Manager for god's sake. It's a miracle that my laptop is still functioning after all these years. So,end her misery and give my the Macbook Pro and I promise to take great care of her and you know that white looks good on me though I'm not wearing the Macbook.U got my point Santa?


3) New phone. My phone is already a little over two years old. And at these parts of the world,gadgets go obsolete in a week. Do the math. My phone technically was born in the Jurassic years of technology,the new millennium has passed and I'm still clinging to it. Hence, a new phone is very much appreciated. He's now not adapting much to the new environment, thanks to the global warming I suppose, and I want to be fully prepared (reads:a new phone in my hands to inform my friends) if he ever dies on me.


4) New car for my mom. My dad is so in love with his cars. He doesn't even have the heart to sell it off not even they are beaten up. Poor mama as she is the main driver of the car know since my dad is more comfortable with his bike. It's not that he can't afford it but he just don't want to sell to old cars. You might say 'just ask him to buy the car.He doesn't need to sell the car'. Mind you,a new addition without any disposal is not a good idea since only my mom and dad are going to use them. So three cars for two people is a big NO NO. It doesn't meet the 'value for money' quality that I've learned. One has to ensure the efficiency,effectiveness and the economic value before decicing. That's what Mdm. Siti and Mr. Ganisen taught me. U must be proud of me,applying my knowledge in my everyday life. LOL. My dad is not going to drive the car. He prefers his Honda 50CC over new cars. Plus,my mom drives only when necessary like to buy some groceries and 'make gulai'. Other than that,the cars are as good as dead.


5)Randall Amplifiers. I can't strum the guitars and heck I never ever owned one yet I'm hoping to see my stockings filled with this thing.Crazy u might think. He wants it sooooooo bad but he can't afford it now. Neither do I. And I don't think that we can afford to buy it even if we piled our money together. Please Santa. Seeing his face light up will be a bliss. I know how it hurts wanting something that you know you can't get. Just like me and the shoes. Sobs.




So that's all Santa. You know how lazy I am in updating my blog and I've made a huge effort to write this letter to you. I'd appreciate it if you grant one of my wishes,but try granting all of it. You will feel so much better.Trust me. I recommend that you try it now. I mean NOW!!! Till next year,xoxoxo

ps:can i borrow one of your elves?
pps:snow would be nice.
ppps:this is just for fun!
pppps:why cant blogspot make the font colours more fun?ergh